Quotes

The irish were back...

Ad (talking about his brother): Have you seen him sleeping on the bench last night? outside? He looked himself out. That fecking ejit!!
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Roy to Rob: Pose, bitch!
Rob poses...
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me shortly before leaving: Rob? Could you pose for me?
Rob poses again...
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Roy: I was so drunk last time, I don't remember anything...
me: Oh, that will upset my friend. The things you've done with her... ui ui ui
Roy turning red: Oh god! I'm sorry
(after two minutes I start laughing)
me: I was only joking. You were good and didn't do anything, apart from playing and singing.
Roy: Singin?? Oh god, I'm even more sorry now!
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Ad repeated line to my friend: I'm sorry for spilling my drink on your jeans.
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Ad: Talking very fast in his irish accent
me: Sorry... come again?
Ad: Talking very fast again...
me: Sorry... just keep drinking, maybe I'll understand you later. wink
He kept drinking and at the end of the night, I understood everything he said
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weekend at the pub...

me: What's your name?

Guy: *muffles his name that sounded a bit like 'DARA'* but you can call me anything you want...

me: Can I call you "Dara"?

Guy: NO!!

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DJ: Do you speak english?

me: No, sorry, I'm not able to understand a single word of what you're saying. Anything else I can help you with? ;-)

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...to be continued when I caught up all the sleep I missed this weekend... *yawn*

Random - Facts and Things

01. Er (am Telefon): "Ich vermisse Dich. (...) Vermisst Du mich auch?"
Ich: keine Reaktion, weil BAFF!!
Er: "Ein bißchen? Ein ganz kleines bißchen?"

02. Meine Studentin macht sich zu viele Gedanken über Mäusekacke - und ich habe ihr das gerade gesagt!

03. Silvester in Bournemouth oder Bristol? Oder doch "zu Hause" und dann irgendwohin fahren und feiern? Bryn hat gefragt, ob jemand mit ihm in Berlin feiern will...

to be continued...?

Family

Been chatting with two of my (many) cousins and we talked about a lot of things, as well as about S. (I didn't tell them he's english). I sent them a picture of him with me and that's what our conversation sounded like in the end (Even in Real-Life I call them Anne and Tweety and they are sisters; Anne living in Italy, Tweety in Frankfurt):

Anne: Is he british?
me: Yeah, do you remember him?
Anne: No, but he looks like a brit.
me: Really?? How can you tell?
Anne: He just looks like a brit...
Tweety: Is his name Gary?
me: Oh, you're only saying that, because I fancied Gary of take that! LOL
Tweety: Yeah! hehe! But he looks like he could be called Gary.

LOL

Random - Best of SMS (in order of appearence)

01. Ich vermisse Dich.

02. My phone says i got this text at 05.43am is that right? X Hope you had fun anyway, cos you must have till that time x x anyway look forward to your mail x x see you soon and hope this never woke you up x x

03. Ti 6 trovata il ragazzo che nn ti fai + sentire?!
(Hast Du jetzt nen Freund weil Du Dich nicht mehr meldest!?)

04. Hab DICH lieb... du bist echt eine tolle schwester. viele wünschen sich so eine... ich kann mich glücklich schätzen.

05. Hey! Du hast das handy jedesmal aus. Sonst alles okay in england?

06. (...) this text is just to let you know thinking of you loads and can't wait for my visit. get more excited every day x x x see you soon and speak sooner x x x

07. Never anything better than you x x x x

08. (...) Wir hatten heute den deutschen austausch offizier für navigation, der kommt bestimmt direkt aus einem Porno lol x

09. (...) Komm gut zu hause an und viel glück mit dem Chef. Wenn er dir ärger macht, du sagst mir bescheid, dann schicke ich die marine ein :-D

10. Du schreibst ja wie Yoda ;-)

Shine on!

me: want to see a picture of me and ewan mcgregor?
him: no, get jealous
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him: you looking good tonight x x x where did you say you have been?
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me: i like your smile
him: thanks. yours is nice too. makes me smile
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him: where you been last 9 yrs
me: oh,you know, moving around, rescue the world from everything evil, doing stuff. the usual... you?
him: just sat in this room waiting for you

Quotes - Men and multitask :-)

While I was on msn with S. he sent me a message on facebook as well...

His mail:
Maybe 1 night we could go for a meal just me and you? would like that. catch up loads anyway but be cool to go out for dinner with you x x x

Anyway just rambling and actually talking to you on msn hehe so i'll love you and get back to you x x x xx

When I read that, I asked him on msn:

me: Are you asking me out for a date? ;-)
him: Yes, is that ok? :-)
me: of course, silly! would love to. x x x

See, I think THIS is really sweet. We already talked about grandchildren and stuff and then I get this message :-)

He's just adorable.

Random

01. Nach meinem "If you haven't got anything better to do", die Antwort: "Never anything better than you x x x x"
02. Today is shit.
03. Ich fahre nach Berlin (25. bis 26. Oktober) um mich mit Freunden aus Italien zu treffen... in Berlin!!
04. (Mein irisch-italienischer Kumpel aus Bulgarien) Dani fliegt während meines Urlaubs nach Bristol und ich würde auch so gern wieder hin...
05. Meine Hände tun mir weh. Mir ist schlecht. Mein Herz rast. Ich will nach Hause :-(
06. Unser Kaffee schmeckt kalt besser als warm.
07. Ich bin so naiv und will es einfach nicht wahr haben.
08. Optimist sowie freundlich sein heißt auch gleichzeitig ständig in den Arsch getreten zu werden!
09. Ich sollte mehr das Arschloch raushängen lassen.
10. Ich würde lieber auswandern als mich allem zu stellen...

:')

S: (...) p.s you're not mental and nobody would think that xx

Sweetest quote ever

S: (...) still think about you quite often, always have, just had no way of getting in touch (...) i'm really sorry for leaving it so long. (...)

pi: (...) I really missed you lots. (...) p.s. I'm more than flattered that you've been thinking about me often. I thought you forgot about me, to be completely honest with you...

S: i could never forget about you. i had such an amazing time with you, it was fantastic. (...) i always kept going on google maps and looking at your town where i visited (...). silly really, just never knew what to do x
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Call it Stalking if you like, I think it's totally sweet!

There are so many things left unsaid. How did time change our lives in those eight years we haven't been in contact for god knows why?

Bristol and "overheard on the tube"

Since it's all clear now, I can tell you about it: I'm going to Bristol for the upcoming weekend, to visit Luke :-) Finally I am going to visit this city and (what's the best about it, ever) have a decent british breakfast! :-D

And now, just a little something for you from tube gossip:
01. How many fucking wankers does it take to change a lightbulb? You. Just you.
02. Actually, it's not illegal if the vodka is in a Coke bottle.
03. We need a whore for the garden.
04. I'm gonna facebook your mum!
05. East Ham and West Ham are just two sides of a village called Ham.

Edit:
I nearly forgot to tell you about a quote from Friday night...
Chris wants Vreni to listen to something on her mobile (Vreni is a singer in a band)...
Vreni: No way, Chris! you know I'm a musician. I AM DEAF!

Q & A and quotes (some of them translated)

Q: Is he worth it?
A: Oh yes!!
Booked and confirmed!
:-)
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me: What? You mean there is really noone on this planet you wish dead?
Irish: No.
me: You are weird...
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via e-mail
me: Dadadadadadadada BATMAAAAAN! *sing*
Irish: Tomorrow, cutie, tomorrow. And beforehand: tasty food!

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I'm on the phone with Chris.
Chris: What??
me: Is it just me who's speaking unclear or do you have any problems with your ears?
Chris: It's you!! You have to open your mounth when you talk, didn't you know that?
me: *talking while yawning*
Chris: See! I told you! How do you want me to understand anything when you talk like that?
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After a terrible day (for Luke and me, although in different countries):
me: But you know, it can't rain all the time
Luke: Oh, it can, if you'd live here!
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Luke told me about a small "water closet"
Luke: It's the TARDIS!!
me: haha - and between series you paint it red and sell coffee?
Luke: LOL
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Never too old for learning things...

01. It is possible to be on the (internet-) phone for more than 5 hours without noticing or getting bored ;-)

02. It's great to have someone you share the same humour with (e.g. "Deine Mudder"-Jokes)

03. Going to the pub alone can't be bad - especially, when you meet people you haven't met for ages and some friends from Ireland who were still there since Friday :-)

04. I have a lot of stuff at home I don't actually need. This is why my flat looks like a mess currently, as I am redecorating and throwing things away!

05. Travis kicks ass!! As well as Stereophonics!


And now... to some memorable quotes:

01. "Please, just forget him, you're too good for him anyway!!"
I know now!!

02. "If only I were 25 years younger...!"

03. "How come you don't have a boyfriend??"
He really seemed shocked.

04. "doing an album and had a bit of a tour, round england anywaY! (...) but its will be done by my management! but i shall keep a look out for messages from you!!"
I just can't express how proud and happy I am!! :-) Keep your eyes and ears open for James Capper!

Must love dogs &hearts

Jake: I think your heart grows back bigger ya know, once you get the shit beat out of you. And the universe lets your heart expand that way, cause thats the function of all this pain and heartache that you go through and you gotta go through that to come out to a better place.
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Sarah: I want to be in love. I want to wake up next to someone and see them smile, do the whole Sunday breakfast thing, go out and get the paper, stay in bed together all day.
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♥ ♥ Love this movie! ♥ ♥

Quotes - oder: You are fucked!

We made new friends yesterday at our local pub... Barry, Dez, Kevin and Alan :-)

Barry: Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet.
me: Who said that?
Barry: I just did!
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me: You're weird.
Alan: I'm Irish!
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Barry: You know what we're going to do? We're going to recreate World War 2! But with music! We're going to invade the world with music!
me: I like that!
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me: I like that - everyone here has a nickname!
Kevin: Really? Who am I?
me: Hairy man!
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Barry: When a hairy man kisses you, you know you have been kissed!
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Jure: What is your name?
Barry: I told you ten minutes ago!
Jure: I forgot...
Barry: My name is Hector Gonzales!
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Barry: We are friends now. You are fucked! You really are! I may call you one day and say Piccadilly, please, I have no money, no place to stay. What will you say then? Oh shit! I'm fucked!
me: Actually I would say: Not a problem, I have a spare room!
Alan: Cool!
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me: You know what I do with friends I don't like anymore? I get rid of them!
Barry *getting up from his chair*: Really??
me: Yeah, but I wouldn't get rid of you, because you're very tall and I'll be scared.
He laughed and huged me.
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Alan: Whatcha aye?
me: I'm sorry?
Alan: Whatcha aye?
me: What what?
Dez: Alan, she's not irish or drunk! Talk normal!
Alan: I'm sorry... What's your age?
Chris: You never ask a woman about her age!
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All seats were taken...
me *with polish accent*: Sit on my lap!
Barry *with polish accent as well*: No, I won't sit on your lap, I would break it!
me *with polish accent, still*: DANCE on my lap! Dance for me! And then I want to drink your blood!
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me: She took the pen! That bitch!
Alan: You would run over your best friend for a man!?
me: Never!
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Barry: You're drunk!
me: No I'm not! I'm... tipsy!
Barry: Someone should get us a whiskey!
Alan: Here, have some of mine!
me: Thank you!
Barry: See, we're friends now and that's what friends do. Helping out each other.
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Alan: You have a british accent. Why do you have a british accent?
me: You don't want to know...
Alan: Actually, I want to know!
me *telling him why I have a british accent*
Alan: It's strange to meet non-english people with this accent. It's like you're british!
me: Don't you like me anymore?
Alan: Oh no, we're friends now, I like you anyway!
me *grin*
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repeated line
Barry: We're friends now
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Quotes and messages

Eigentlich sollte dieser Blogg EM-frei bleiben, aber DAS war echt zuuuu goldig!

mein Patenkind stellt mir SEHR viele Fragen während eines Spiels.
ich *als mir die Antworten ausgehen*: Frag Superman, ich weiß es nicht!
mein Patenkind *dreht sich zu ihrer Mutter*: Superman...?
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beim Spiel Schweden - Griechenland, erste Halbzeit.
Ich telefoniere mit C, das Püppchen und Ljungberg wird gefoult.
ich: Shiiiit! Ljunberg wurde eben übelst gefoult! Der liegt am Boden und greift sich an die Brust!
C, das Püppchen *ganz aufgeregt*: Ist sein Hemd oben???
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Look, I like chatting to you anyway, you're a nice person.
per sms
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(...) oh ja! Schweden! Lauf Schwede, lauf!! :-D
per sms
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Kommst Du in die Pizza? Ich will Dich ärgern! ;-)
per sms
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♥ ♥ Oh, ich find die Schweden so toll!! :-) ♥ ♥

Quotes

AiAiAi: Könnten Sie mir mal bitte auf den Arsch gucken, ob meine Hose dreckig ist?
ich *gucke*: Ja.... Nein! Alles sauber. (...) Das habe ich auch noch nicht erlebt. Dass ein Mann zu mir sagt: Guck mir bitte mal auf den Arsch.
AiAiAi *lacht*
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per sms: Hallo Prinzessin!
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Made my day

01. (...) Wollte nur, dass du weisst dass ich immer für dich da bin. Großer Drücker.
Min lilla syster. Danke :-)

02. Das sieht richtig süß aus, was Sie heute an haben
AiAiAi

03. Freut mich total daß es dir besser geht und wir uns bald wiedersehen :-) juhu!!
per sms

04. War mal wieder ein toller Abend mit euch mädels. Vielen Dank!
per sms

05. Ja, sie ist eine entzückende junge Frau. Und ich kenne sie länger als Du!
Flow zu Mal über mich :-)

06. Schade, dass wir noch länger auf Dich verzichten müssen (...) Bleib stark, Flicka! Viele Grüße aus Emoberg.
per sms

07. My God, I miss you so much!
über skype

08. Sie brauchen keine Angst zu haben. Und wenn Sie es nicht mehr aushalten, dann wickeln Sie ihn einfach mit ihrem Charme um den Finger. Bei uns Männern geht das ganz einfach. *grins*
AiAiAi als ich ihm von meiner Angst vor meinem Chef erzählt habe.
~+**+~

a quite old one:
Nachmittags auf dem Heimweg (im Zug). Das Gesprächsthema: Blumen und Gartenarbeit.
ich: Ich hab mal Blumen von meiner Mutter mit Wurzel rausgerissen, weil ich dachte, es wäre Unkraut.
Ben: Wie kannst'n sowas machen?
ich: Naja... die waren voll hässlich!
Ben *äfft mich nach*: Aber Mama, die Pflanzen waren nicht schwarz!

Down the pub - oder: Was mir gerade noch einfällt!

ich: Ich kenne jemand, dessen bester Freund studiert in Eaton!
er: Wie toll. Ich kenne jemanden, der jemanden kennt, der jemanden kennt.
ich: Ne ne, Du kennst jetzt jemanden, die jemanden kennt, dessen bester Freund in Eaton studiert!
er: So schließt sich der Kreis!

Quotes and messages

Ich war mal wieder mit Chris im Pub (und hab Alex dort kennengelernt)... und auf Watzstock...

Alex: Das war jetzt bildlich gesprochen. Also, hm... das war ne Metapher.
ich: Also metaphorisch gesprochen.
Alex: Oh... Deutsch LK?
ich: Nein. Klugscheißer!
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Chris hatte zwei Zöpfe.
JöJö: Und hier haben wir Heidi!
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Alex: Heidi also, ja?
ich: Uhu - und JöJö wäre dann wohl Ziegen-Peter.
JöJö: Hey - was lästert ihr'n da hinten?
Alex und ich: *singen Heidi*
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Chris: Hey! Warum guckst'n auf einmal so komisch?
ich *flüster*: Da ist einer, den find ich total toll!! Schon voll lange!
Susi: Dann ran an den Mann!
Vreni: Moment... Wen?
Ich zeige ihnen den Herrn.
Chris: Urgh!
Susi: Ähm...
Vreni: Naja, über Geschmack lässt sich ja bekanntlich streiten!
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Daj: Du bist meine super woman in jeder hinsicht! also TSCHAKA, glaub an Dich! Ich tu es auch. Du bist stark! :-*
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Nic Romm hat die Rolle des "Tjure" bekommen.
Chris: Juhu! Juhu! Er hat's geschafft! Aber so ein scheiss ist doch glatt verheiratet...
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In diesem Sinne:

Jag är en vampyr ;-)