Weil es LUSTIG ist - deshalb!

thx to Kat. for the last one ;-)

"The Songs, Jim, they melt your face!"

"Iiiii live alone in a tree and nooobody loves me."
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"Iiiii am a simple cow living a simple life"
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"IIIII live byyyyy the river wiiiiith my mother iiiiin a house..."
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"cows in the morning cows in the morning 1, 2, 3"
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Die letzte Woche...

haben wir alle drei Staffeln Black Books geschaut und jetzt... jetzt liebe ich ihn wieder mehr denn je... *blushes*
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Teil 1:


Teil 2:

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Mein Wochenende in Bildern...

"This is fantastic - I'm in heaven!"

Black Books Marathon, anyone?

Bernards poem to his "summer girl": Think of a bee. You are its knees. You waft through me like a summer's breeze. Can I come round on Tuesday please?
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Bernard: What is this I'm drinking? It's like a choc ice fell into a bucket of Bleach... Childrens Booze! What's yours?
Fran: Bludge. It's quite good, actually. You don't even have to drink it. You just rub it on your hips and it eats right through to your liver.
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Bernard [to Manny]: Right! We are going to this party, because I'm trying to picture the sort of girl who would be interested in you, and all I can see is you. In a dress!
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Fran: Can't you just call her up and say 'I really enjoyed talking to you last night and I'd like to see you again'?
Manny [giggling nervously]: Don't be stupid! I don't want her to think I'm gay!
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Fran: Look Bernard, look at my new phone! Look, look, look, look, look! It's got web access, it's got a camera, it can do everything...
Bernard: Daaggh! Can it stop boring conversations?
Fran: No, no phone can do that.
Bernard: Mine can.
[Bernard picks up his phone receiver and speaks into it]
Bernard: Shut up about your phone!!
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Bernard: Hanley! Hanley, come out you blood sucker!
[the door opens]
Solicitor: Miss Hanley is dead.
Bernard: Eh?
Solicitor: She died in the night.
Bernard: I don't care... I mean, how awful.
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Bernard: You know I don't approve of you seeing other girls... people!
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Manny: ...there is a girl.
Bernard: a WHAT?!

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I ♥ Bernard Black

Quotes!!!

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
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The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
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People who get nervous about what other people think of them generally end up being dictators
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To tell the truth, I have never had a job. I never planned to get a job, either. My life's mission is to never ever say 'I have a job'. I've got work, but I don't want a job. I can't do them - the turning up, the walking in to the building, the staying in the building, the not leaving. I can't do it.
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.
Dylan Moran
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I'm a bit of a slag... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care... I've got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should!
Robbie Williams
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Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
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Only the gentle are ever really strong.
James Dean
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I &hearts Dylan Moran

Meine Liebe für ihn ist wieder "erwacht"...

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"When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'"
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On sexual freedom throughout generations:
"When it came to my generation it was, "DONT FUCK ANYONE OR YOU'LL DIE!""
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"You watch your small child walking around with a plug looking for jam,
Me: What are you doing?
Child: Looking for jam
Me: Why?
Child: Because I'm making plug jam, don't ask stupid fucking questions!"
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"Bradford? Well you know it's the kind of place you go to commit suicide and find they have run out of razor blades, Telford? Oh god Telford, Telford makes Bradford look like paradise, you go to these places purely to experience the overwhelming joy of leaving them."
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"Now if I walk past a group of youths I find myself holding my keys in my pocket, then I find myself putting each key in between my clenched fist, so if I have to hit him I'll fucking kill him."
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On the song 'Funk Soul Brother':
"If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls."
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"Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!"
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On drugs:
"I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it."
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"Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?"
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"The birds are swaying and the trees are singing."
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"Oh you know what I'm saying."
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"I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a personal level so I'm not too good!"
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"Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that…shite."
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On coming face to face with three skinheads:
"Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse."
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"I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder."
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"And there were a few other people there. You know, the sort of people who can talk about salad for five hours."
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"We're trying something new. Absinthe. You know that one? That slogan, "the drink that makes you want to kill yourself"?"
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