Quotes

At the Pre-St.-Patricks-Day-Party in my local Pub (last night):

Alan: My girl's mad about me!
ich: Yeah, she really is.
Alan: You're lying!
ich: No, I'm not! The moment she saw you, she said: "Look at HIM! Isn't HE gorgeous!"
Alan: Really?
ich: Sure! And soon you'll settle down, get married and have a bunch of kids in Ireland.
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ich: Ich hole mal unsere Jacken, damit die nicht weg kommen.
Alan: What were you saying!?
ich: Don't worry, love, we were just talking about you.
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Repeated line from Alan: Hey Jim! How are you doing?
no matter who crossed his path.
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Kevin: I do whatever you want me to do!
Chris: OK, show me a picture of your house!
Kevin: Which one?
Chris: How many do you have?
Kevin: I have five. But, well, I'm only living in one, of course!
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Chris: How old are you?
Kevin: How old do you want me to be?
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