I had a dream...

A quite weird one...

I dreamed being in Göteborg. I was walking through a small park on my way to pick up my cousin from work to have a night out with her down the pub. I was on the mobile when I passed a guy who sat on the meadow, right at the border of the kerb, looking quite sad. I hung up the phone when I realised who it was. He was nearly crying; so I went to him, kneeled down and put my hands on his knees. "Mr. Bailey? Are you ok?" I asked and he started complaining about how he sometimes really hates being rude to people on Never mind the Buzzcocks. How he just wants people to be happy and laugh about his jokes, but not like "roman holiday". He feels so mean by that, he told me.

Suddenly, we were surrounded by a crowd of young people going: "Bill! Bill! Can I have an autograph? Can we do a picture together? Bill! Look over here!" - it was weird! I smiled and asked him, if he would take a picture of me, like Will Smith asked Zsa Zsa Gabor (or whoever she was) if she could take a picture of him in her house. He smiled and seemed happy when signing autographs and being fotographed.

Meanwhile my cousin reached me in the park and we talked about Black Books, where Bill Bailey starred as "Manny Bianco" and within the blink of an eye, Bill was gone... and all the people surrounding him with him. So my cousin and I went into a shop nearby (I should have told you that I was nearly leaving the park, when I "found" Bill, shouldn't I?) and got nearly lost in a room full of mirrors.

Actually... it's been a waaaaay too weird dream - I think it would confuse you a lot when I tell you the whole dream - so this is just a small part of it.

I dreamed of Bill Bailey being sad, so?