Amerikanische Touristen in London...

Vorurteile, NICHTS als Vorurteile
(all taken from overheard in london)

American teen as she looked out of a train at a rainbow filled sky "Oh my God, they have rainbows here too?"
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American teen from California: "OHMYGOD! Are those baby horses!?"
Tour Guide: "No. Those would be sheep."
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Whilst waiting in a queue for a cash machine on Oxford St I overheard an American girl and and a London Guy chatting.

AG: "Oh my god, I was just in one of those tourist shops and the had Craig David playing, I was so suprised to hear him over here. I thought only we knew about him, him being American and all."
EF: "No, love, Craig's English."
AG: "What?! But he's black! You don't have black people here!"
EF: "What, do you think they're all stupid tourists like you?"
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Our American Tourist friends again...
Kid tourist to her mother: "Oh gee Mom. Look, they have KFC in England too"
Her mother: "Oh, but the English never eat there. They just have it for American tourists".
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Female American Tourist attempts to cross street, looks wrong way, almost gets hit by red double-decker bus.
Female American Tourist #1: "F*ck you! Where'd you learn to drive you f*cking bastard?! Are you f*cking blind?!" -gesturing to departing bus-
Female American Tourist #2: "Watch your language! We're in GREAT BRITAIN."
Female American Tourist #1: (to friend) Sorry. (screaming towards bus) "FAACK you! Where'd you learn to drive you bloody, FAACKING bastard! Are you bloody FAACKING blind?!" -in horribly affected accent-
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A bunch of obnoxious American college kids on the train last night:
OACK #1: "Hey, remember the time in Amsterdam when we had to use that ATM that wasn't in English?"
OACK #2: "Yeah, I did the whole thing in Danish!"
OACK #3: "It was Dutch, you dumbass. Danish is a food."
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A group of Middle aged american tourists were visiting Windsor Castle, when one declared: "I mean, why the hell did the Queen build it so close to the motorway!"
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American Woman on a cell phone, next to the Houses of Parliament:
"Yes, I am standing in front of Westminster Castle or Palace or whatever it's called!"
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American tourist approaches the bar. He asks the barmaid for a Guinness. She asks whether he wants a regular Guinness or an Extra Cold Guinness.

Completely straight faced the American replies "Extra Cold Guinness? Is that, like, colder than normal?".
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