Monday, October 15, 2007

Coupling! Coupling! Coupling!

Jeff: Sex can be very stressful for men. You judge us on technique, sensitivity, stamina... We're just happy if you're naked... half naked... one breast.
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Jeff: Oh, wouldn't that be great.
Patrick: What?
Jeff: Being a lesbian. All the advantages of being a man but with less embarrassing genitals. Plus, every time you have sex, there's four breasts! Two guest breasts and two you can take home afterwards, oh, it's bloody brilliant!

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Steve: Look, it's the four pillars of the male hetereosexual psyche! We like naked woman, stockings, lesbians and Sean Connery best as James Bond! Because that is what being a boy is! And if you don't like it, darling, join a film collective!

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