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I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
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The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
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People who get nervous about what other people think of them generally end up being dictators
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To tell the truth, I have never had a job. I never planned to get a job, either. My life's mission is to never ever say 'I have a job'. I've got work, but I don't want a job. I can't do them - the turning up, the walking in to the building, the staying in the building, the not leaving. I can't do it.
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.
Dylan Moran
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I'm a bit of a slag... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care... I've got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should!
Robbie Williams
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Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
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Only the gentle are ever really strong.
James Dean
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