This one's for the Möwe!! Luv, es fängt bei 3:20 (hier: 5:50) an!!! Du lachst Dich bestimmt kaputt! und wenn nicht - guck's Dir nochmal an!!! ;-)
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Quotes aus anderen Shows von Dylan Moran...
"Love is kind of like terrorism. (...) In the early stages when you fall in love with somebody, you sort of terrorise one another, you know, you say: I love you SO MUCH! I want to ripp your spine out so I can move in!"
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Über Paare, die 30 Jahre verheiratet sind:
"Their eyes might meet but only by accident! And within that look is contained the dater of 30 years of being with the same person, wondering who the fuck are you??"
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"And you argue, try to be rational, you know, you say yes, I see what you mean, I see what you're coming from, I see what your point is, I really do, but you don't really think that!? Not really!? Inside you're thinking SHUT UP! Youuuuuu ratch!! I rescued you from the city streets! Without me you'll still be fucking bouncing into buildings out there in the laser-neon-rain with the tabloids poltergeisting through the air, wondering where the fuck you are, you clueless dolt! I tucked you in, for the life you were, rescued you (...). If you had a SHRED of moral decency you would chain yourself to the radiator and devote the rest of your life to act of sexual abasement. But you don't say that. You say yes, I see what you mean, I see ...
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Love is very difficult, a very misued phrase I love you. [Sprechpause]I love you I love you I love you I got so tired of it all day. You think where is the evidence? These are just words (...). Bake me a cake or die on my doorsteps for the lurking
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It's a big mistake to say to anbody Did you miss me?. You know what? If somebody missed you, they'll tell you! You ask them, you remind them that they didn't missed you!
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By the way, crying isn't a proof of a great capacity to feel, it's a proof of a great capacity to cry.
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"Take off your t-shirt and come to bed!"
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I don't know what I'm saying, but whatever it is, I am right.
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Och Gottchen, ich werde mir die Nacht heute mit youtube um die Ohren schlagen - ich seh's schon kommen... DAMN YOUTUBE! *böses grrrr in Richtung Oberschenkelrechnungsanlage*
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3 comments:
"one of the old hairdressers..likes his toast done on three sides!" ;)
Oh maaaaaaaaaann. Aber das Schlimme ist :
S-O-L-C-H-E
L-E-U-T-E
G-I-B-T
E-S
W-I-R-K-L-I-C-H !
Ich mag, wie er das "Beinchen hebt"... :-D
Hast Du wenigestens ein bißchen gelacht? Bei "bursting into tears because the pudding looks so beautiful" vielleicht?
Ich liebe diesen Mann einfach *schmacht*
Also ich mochte das mit den Hairdressers, da du mir ja die Puddingsszene so liebevoll schon vorher geschildert hast. ;)
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