Geil - ich habe eine Seite gefunden die mich vor Lachen pipi machen lässt! Guckst Du hier. Meine Best-of:
01. You're a cider-drinker. You have no right to speak to me.
02. Seriously. I feel like shit. I'd kill myself if it wasn't so exhausting.
03. To be honest, I have a hard time believing you when you talk with that accent.
04. Fuck Christmas. Fuck New Year. Fuck London Underground. No. I'm not drunk. Fuck off.
05. She's a typical student, hates Tony Blair, hates the government, loves Che Guevera... doesn't really have a brain.
06. CSI's got a plot. It's gimmicky graphics and dead people.
07. Shhh...we're not supposed to talk. This is the tube.
08. Will one of you please tell me a joke?
09. Who designed the District Line? I owe them a slap.
10. Have you no fucking manners?
Ich könnte ewig kopieren und einfügen :-D
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