Bromheads Jacket - Trip to the golden Arches

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Who'd have thought you could have so much fun
Staring at two red lights
Wishing that you had a gun
Oh it wasn't supposed to turn out like this
I only popped out for a banana milkshake
And a supersized pack of chips
It wasn't supposed to turn out like this

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The light's are green brainchild, what you waiting for?
Cruising around in your X5 Jeep with your 14" rims
And your cream leather seats
With your starbucks in one hand and your 6310 in the other
Whats your problem, you stupid mother?

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There's a copper on the corner I think he's seen me on the phone
What's that? 3 points, 60 quid! I should have stayed at home

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